"Is Aschiuta sleeping?"

Things one can do while Aschiuta is sleeping:

• cuddling and napping with her
• getting some work done
• listening to music on headphones
• watching an episode of the current favourite series
• looking at doggie to check up on her
• thinking "awww, she's so cute sleeping like that" and taking a picture
• watching a scary ghost show and getting brave thinking that, if a nasty ghost shows up, you'd be there to protect doggie
• getting some work done
• writing random blog entries about doggie
• watching porn
• updating facebook status with random links to blog posts
• trying to grab a snack, hoping she wouldn't wake up and come begging
• slipping out for shopping or going out with Scorp
• cleaning or washing clothes, hoping doggie wouldn't wake up
• singing along to the Offspring, but not too loudly
• wondering what she's dreaming about
• thinking "she's so good when she's asleep"

Things one can do while Aschiuta is awake:

• all of the above, but, at the same time, shouting at her "stop chewing on that!"

She's so good when she's asleep...